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The Art and Science of Car Chasing

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'He's training for a career in law.'

Rugby golden oldies.

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

"Naturally he's not getting his daily exercise. With the postman on strike there is nobody to chase!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Just drive home, Howard --- I feel like chasing it tonight.

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

Rival Jockeys

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

Runaway leaf.

'I love to chase cars too!'

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."

"There's nothing good on T.V. tonight - want to go chase some cars?"

Hare using a TV to motivate the Tortoise.

"It's not the stick. It's the chase."

Luxury Car Sales

Insignificant Jockey

'Great car-chasing scenes!'

Dreaming of chasing cars.

The 42nd annual City marathon (a guy in a car waiting for the start).