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The Art and Science of Car Chasing

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

Rugby golden oldies.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Naturally he's not getting his daily exercise. With the postman on strike there is nobody to chase!"

Runaway leaf.

'I love to chase cars too!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

Rival Jockeys

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."

Insignificant Jockey

Luxury Car Sales

'Great car-chasing scenes!'

"It's not the stick. It's the chase."

Dreaming of chasing cars.

Hare using a TV to motivate the Tortoise.

The 42nd annual City marathon (a guy in a car waiting for the start).

"There's nothing good on T.V. tonight - want to go chase some cars?"

Speed Bumps.