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"Naturally he's not getting his daily exercise. With the postman on strike there is nobody to chase!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

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"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"I'm in advertising. . ."

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

World Domination

Cat Trap,

"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'