Usability Gifts

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Playing Fetch.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'My feet are killing me.'