Usability T-Shirts

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Playing Fetch.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Wildlife

The experienced backpacker.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Not that net!'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'My feet are killing me.'