App Usage Gifts

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Out and In.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Textin’"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Music downloads

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

God's Phone

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."