App Usage Gifts

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Out and In.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Textin’"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

Music downloads

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

God's Phone

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."