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The suburbs are calling to me.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Persons of Faith

Turn that noise down !

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

'His bark is worse than his bite.'

"Ahh, the suburbs - security, peace, comfort - but I digress. You have a question on your Social Studies homework?"

Burbivore

"Tell you the truth - I ain't feelin' all that Hitchcockian."

New York's Newest Neighborhood- Little Vermont.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

ahhh...peace and quiet...

We don't like the term invasion. We prefer galaxy gentrification.

Vive La Résistance.

'How very Fulham!'

"I take it this means the barbeque is ready."

"Mommy and Daddy and their friends are pretending they don't have horrible lives now."

'Shee-yoot. Now we ain't even a one-horse town.'

Beggar playing for money, will stop for more money.

"Some calls came in while you were out, Miss LaVie."

"So this is the famous environment everyone's so hyped up about?"

"We've got to get away. Columbus Avenue has us by the throat."

Invisible Dog

"Heads up: Chatty old neighbor who drives her incarcerated son's muscle car at 9 o’clock."

"I don't know why, but suddenly New Jersey looks very appealing."