Urban Spirit Mixer Gifts

Upper class homeless man.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Summertime.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Shaken, not stirred.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

'..and one for the pot.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Alf and Misery Guts

'I think it's time we left...'

Trolley Queen

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

WInter Fish

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

Rodin's Pub Regular

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Vampire Cocktail.

Home/work masks.