Urban Spirit Mixer Mugs

Upper class homeless man.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Summertime.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'..and one for the pot.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Trolley Queen

Alf and Misery Guts

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'I think it's time we left...'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

WInter Fish

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

Rodin's Pub Regular

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

Vampire Cocktail.

Home/work masks.