Gothic Drink Mixer Mugs

Vampire Cocktail.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Margarita

Get on with it!

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Fancy a pint?

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

"I asked you if you wanted to come to the gym, not if you would make me a gin..."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

Trolley Queen

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'I think it's time we left...'

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Sorry, there's no room in here. Howard always overbooks our cocktail parties."

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

Santa's close call with the Cow Jumping over the Moon.

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

"It's 8 a.m. somewhere."

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'

"Name your poison, dearie."

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

"Um...David, a word if we may."

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

Witching Hour

"Organic frog, tongue of gluten free dog, wing of sustainable bat..."