The King Of L.A.
Urban King Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the creative urban king? Whether they’re a city dweller with a flair for the arts or a bold innovator, our collection features fun and stylish items that celebrate their unique, rule-breaking spirit. From quirky mugs to inspiring prints, find the perfect way to say ‘you’re the king of the city’ with humor and heart.
"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."
"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."
Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.
Wifi in Hell
#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"
No Immediate Danger
"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
"Did you remember to take the trash in?"
A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.
"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
"Walt Disney on ice."
Packed like sardines
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."
I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"
Is Driving Doomed?
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."
"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."
"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."
"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."
Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair
"The dangers of texting while walking #17"
Fish-tank Skyscraper.
Urban King Gifts Collection
Urban King Mugs
Explore our collection of urban king mugs and find the perfect start to their day—witty, stylish, and inspired by city life.
Urban King Pillows
Add urban royalty to any space with our fun and artistic pillows—crafted for the creative king of the city.
Urban King Prints
Bring city life to their walls with vibrant prints that celebrate the urban king’s creative reign in style.
Urban King T-Shirts
Show off their urban king status with our clever t-shirt designs—ideal for those who rule the city with style and creativity.