Urban Story Fan Gifts

Man-and-dog mugging team.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Walt Disney on ice."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Hip hop Santa.

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"The beginning of another urban legend."

BIG HOOF

"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Messing Up My Metrics

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

'The overtime comes in handy by...!?'

Bling Bling.

Urban legend museum? I think it's around here somewhere, but I've never actually seen it.