Urban Cartoon Fans Pillows

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Piranhaclaus

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"She wishes to range free!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Puss in cement boots"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Recalculating route..."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'