Upward Mobility Gifts

"We're convinced you'll make a lousy senior partner, but you beat everybody else in the brownnosing department."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"It's the new mobile office."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

"Care to give to the fund to help save your job?"

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

Bike Lane

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Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground."

"Don't even think about it."

"I think they want you to leave it outside."

New Scoots for Old Coots!

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

"As C.E.O., I try to look at the big picture, while J.G., as president, sees to the day-to-day operations."

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

5th Annual Accessibility Symposium - Entrance

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt