Upwardly Mobile Dreamer Gifts

Monkey-artist

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Walkers

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

Summer Energy

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Turtle Home

Failed mobile home designs

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"We're convinced you'll make a lousy senior partner, but you beat everybody else in the brownnosing department."

The bus home.

"When the mist clears, turn right."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

The grass is always greener.

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

'Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a timeshare property?'

"Don't even think about it."

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

'Alix, there's nothing in there. It's just a plastic pool...'

'You're taking up kung fu? What put that idea in your head?'

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

"I always wanted to be nothing in the City."

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'