Upwardly Mobile Dreamer Prints

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

Monkey-artist

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Walkers

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Private Jet

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

Summer Energy

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Turtle Home

Failed mobile home designs

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

The bus home.

"We're convinced you'll make a lousy senior partner, but you beat everybody else in the brownnosing department."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

"When the mist clears, turn right."

The grass is always greener.

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

'Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a timeshare property?'

"Don't even think about it."

'You're taking up kung fu? What put that idea in your head?'

'Alix, there's nothing in there. It's just a plastic pool...'

"I always wanted to be nothing in the City."

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'