Upscale Dining Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a gift for the upscale dining connoisseur? Our collection features clever, artful items that celebrate their refined palate and love of fine eating with a touch of humor and style. Perfect for those who appreciate gourmet experiences and elegant aesthetics.

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'You call that restaurant upscale? I couldn't even get a pitcher of Champagne.'

'You call that restaurant upscale? I couldn't even get a pitcher of Champagne.' mockup

'You call that restaurant upscale? I couldn't even get a pitcher of Champagne.' mockup

'You call that restaurant upscale? I couldn't even get a pitcher of Champagne.' mockup

'You call that restaurant upscale? I couldn't even get a pitcher of Champagne.' mockup

'You call that restaurant upscale? I couldn't even get a pitcher of Champagne.'

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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...' mockup

'Er . . . and a fork for me...' mockup

'Er . . . and a fork for me...' mockup

'Er . . . and a fork for me...' mockup

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

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'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.' mockup

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.' mockup

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.' mockup

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.' mockup

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

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"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap." mockup

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap." mockup

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap." mockup

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap." mockup

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

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"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne." mockup

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne." mockup

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne." mockup

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne." mockup

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

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"Room for dessert, folks?"

"Room for dessert, folks?" mockup

"Room for dessert, folks?" mockup

"Room for dessert, folks?" mockup

"Room for dessert, folks?" mockup

"Room for dessert, folks?"

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"How's the salmon?"

"How's the salmon?" mockup

"How's the salmon?" mockup

"How's the salmon?" mockup

"How's the salmon?" mockup

"How's the salmon?"

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"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!" mockup

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!" mockup

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!" mockup

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!" mockup

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

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"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish." mockup

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish." mockup

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish." mockup

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish." mockup

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

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'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.' mockup

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.' mockup

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.' mockup

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.' mockup

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

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"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you." mockup

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you." mockup

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you." mockup

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you." mockup

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

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"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?" mockup

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?" mockup

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?" mockup

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?" mockup

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

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"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor." mockup

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor." mockup

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor." mockup

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor." mockup

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

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"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?" mockup

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?" mockup

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?" mockup

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?" mockup

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

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"Quick swig first?"

"Quick swig first?" mockup

"Quick swig first?" mockup

"Quick swig first?" mockup

"Quick swig first?" mockup

"Quick swig first?"

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"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients." mockup

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients." mockup

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients." mockup

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients." mockup

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

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'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.' mockup

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.' mockup

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.' mockup

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.' mockup

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

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Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'. mockup

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'. mockup

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'. mockup

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'. mockup

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

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The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge. mockup

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge. mockup

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge. mockup

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge. mockup

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

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The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity. mockup

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity. mockup

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity. mockup

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity. mockup

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

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"My compliments to the sommelier."

"My compliments to the sommelier." mockup

"My compliments to the sommelier." mockup

"My compliments to the sommelier." mockup

"My compliments to the sommelier." mockup

"My compliments to the sommelier."

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"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!" mockup

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!" mockup

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!" mockup

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!" mockup

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

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'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.' mockup

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.' mockup

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.' mockup

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.' mockup

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

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"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert." mockup

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert." mockup

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert." mockup

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert." mockup

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

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'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?' mockup

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?' mockup

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?' mockup

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?' mockup

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

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'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips' mockup

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips' mockup

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips' mockup

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips' mockup

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

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Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit mockup

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit mockup

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit mockup

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit mockup

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

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'Pass the grey stuff.'

'Pass the grey stuff.' mockup

'Pass the grey stuff.' mockup

'Pass the grey stuff.' mockup

'Pass the grey stuff.' mockup

'Pass the grey stuff.'

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"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's." mockup

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's." mockup

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's." mockup

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's." mockup

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

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Upscale Dining Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Upscale Dining Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the upscale dining connoisseur, blending humor with refined style.

Upscale Dining Connoisseur Pillows

Find elegant pillows with a humorous twist to complement the upscale dining connoisseur's living space.

Upscale Dining Connoisseur Prints

Browse artful prints that celebrate fine dining with a humorous edge, ideal for the discerning connoisseur.

Upscale Dining Connoisseur T-Shirts

Discover witty and stylish t-shirts that celebrate their love for gourmet dining and sophisticated humor.