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'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

Maxim Gorky.

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

A Magic carpet Limo.

Horace saved the best cigar until last...

Place settings

In layman's terms 'hands up'!

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

'Oh, James...the ball return on the bowling alley isn't working right.'

'You call that restaurant upscale? I couldn't even get a pitcher of Champagne.'

"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"

"Oh come off it, Aston! The only reason you decided to detest Chris Evert is because no one else does."

"Polly wants a Château Cheval Blanc."

Rodin's Balloon Landing

"That's no oil, it's my bottle of 1988 Chateau Petrus I spilled while checking your brake lines. That's gonna cost ya!"

A woman should be savored, like a fine wine.

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse."

"I suppose owning everything in the world gives him a certain cachet."

"I'm feeling frisky Simkins - go and make love to one of the servant girls for me..."

"My dear, it seems we have been socially distancing ourselves for years without our realizing it."

"A Colombard? But darling, we're the Chardonnay set!"

"And this our sport version...it has a nice sunroof in it!"