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"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Men's business romper.

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Hellbillies.

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

'Profit or non-profit?'

A railway station covered in advertising.

Warren Buffett

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

No poking doughboy

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

"Oh, he talks the talk, but he just doesn't walk the walk."

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

Ross Noble