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"It's not a matter of who's the fastest draw, Luke. It's a matter of whose style of crisis management is more result-effective in the short run."

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Dawing your Cellphone

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Young Gums

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

Western Outfitters.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.