Blue-collar Connoisseur Prints

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Men's business romper.

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Hellbillies.

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

A railway station covered in advertising.

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

'Profit or non-profit?'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

"Oh, he talks the talk, but he just doesn't walk the walk."

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."