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'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Computer monitor for a head.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"White Collar Prison"

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

White Collar Crime.

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Business Sisyphus

Financial Corruption

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

Fraud Squad

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'

"I suggest we continue to treat everything as allegations until we all have to plead guilty."

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

'You're a legend, sir. We studied you in our criminal justice class.'

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."

'Look, I've been in meetings all day...I'll clean my dish in the morning.'