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'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Computer monitor for a head.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

White Collar Crime.

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"White Collar Prison"

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Business Sisyphus

Financial Corruption

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

Fraud Squad

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'

"I suggest we continue to treat everything as allegations until we all have to plead guilty."

'You're a legend, sir. We studied you in our criminal justice class.'

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."

'Look, I've been in meetings all day...I'll clean my dish in the morning.'