Upper-crust Connoisseurs Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with upper-crust connoisseurs? Our curated collection combines wit and elegance, perfect for those who appreciate the finer things in life. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, each item is crafted to delight sophisticated palates and elevate their collection.

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'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.' mockup

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

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Henrik Ibsen,

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"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients." mockup

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

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Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler. mockup

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

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'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.' mockup

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

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"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

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'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.' mockup

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

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Maxim Gorky.

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"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund." mockup

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

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Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

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"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer." mockup

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

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'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?' mockup

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

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"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere." mockup

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

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A Magic carpet Limo.

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Horace saved the best cigar until last...

Horace saved the best cigar until last... mockup

Horace saved the best cigar until last...

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Place settings

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In layman's terms 'hands up'!

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"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?" mockup

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

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'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.' mockup

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

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'You call that restaurant upscale? I couldn't even get a pitcher of Champagne.'

'You call that restaurant upscale? I couldn't even get a pitcher of Champagne.' mockup

'You call that restaurant upscale? I couldn't even get a pitcher of Champagne.'

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"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"

"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?" mockup

"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"

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"Oh come off it, Aston! The only reason you decided to detest Chris Evert is because no one else does."

"Oh come off it, Aston! The only reason you decided to detest Chris Evert is because no one else does." mockup

"Oh come off it, Aston! The only reason you decided to detest Chris Evert is because no one else does."

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"Polly wants a Château Cheval Blanc." mockup

"Polly wants a Château Cheval Blanc."

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Rodin's Balloon Landing

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"That's no oil, it's my bottle of 1988 Chateau Petrus I spilled while checking your brake lines. That's gonna cost ya!"

"That's no oil, it's my bottle of 1988 Chateau Petrus I spilled while checking your brake lines. That's gonna cost ya!" mockup

"That's no oil, it's my bottle of 1988 Chateau Petrus I spilled while checking your brake lines. That's gonna cost ya!"

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A woman should be savored, like a fine wine.

A woman should be savored, like a fine wine. mockup

A woman should be savored, like a fine wine.

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'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.' mockup

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

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"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse."

"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse." mockup

"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse."

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"I suppose owning everything in the world gives him a certain cachet."

"I suppose owning everything in the world gives him a certain cachet." mockup

"I suppose owning everything in the world gives him a certain cachet."

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"I'm feeling frisky Simkins - go and make love to one of the servant girls for me..."

"I'm feeling frisky Simkins - go and make love to one of the servant girls for me..." mockup

"I'm feeling frisky Simkins - go and make love to one of the servant girls for me..."

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"My dear, it seems we have been socially distancing ourselves for years without our realizing it."

"My dear, it seems we have been socially distancing ourselves for years without our realizing it." mockup

"My dear, it seems we have been socially distancing ourselves for years without our realizing it."

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"A Colombard? But darling, we're the Chardonnay set!"

"A Colombard? But darling, we're the Chardonnay set!" mockup

"A Colombard? But darling, we're the Chardonnay set!"

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"And this our sport version...it has a nice sunroof in it!"

"And this our sport version...it has a nice sunroof in it!" mockup

"And this our sport version...it has a nice sunroof in it!"

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Upper-crust Connoisseurs Gifts Collection

Upper-crust Connoisseurs Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate upper-crust connoisseurs with clever sayings and elegant designs—perfect for their refined tastes.

Upper-crust Connoisseurs Pillows

Browse our decorative pillows that blend humor and elegance, ideal for upper-crust connoisseurs looking to add a refined touch to their space.

Upper-crust Connoisseurs Prints

Find the perfect print for upper-crust connoisseurs who love to showcase their sophisticated humor and refined aesthetic on their walls.

Upper-crust Connoisseurs T-Shirts

Check out our stylish t-shirts made for upper-crust connoisseurs who enjoy witty designs and sophisticated styles.