Upgrading Electronics Gifts

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"I got connected to the internet!"

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I upgrade then it's obsolete and I have to upgrade again! As soon as I upgrade I have to upgrade again! Upgrade! Upgrade!! Always upgrade!!"

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

Rudy, am I correct that you and Armstrong each just upgraded your laptops? Yeah, so? And last month, if I'm not mistaken, you and Armstrong each upgraded your phones. Again, so? Don't you see what's happened to you and Armstrong? You've synchronized your cycles. What? Your upgrade cycles! They're in sync! What in the world are you talking about? What in the world indeed?!

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

I can be upgraded, can you?

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"I'm spending way-y-y too much time watching my ultra-wide TV."

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"I must ask Alexa too many questions. She said she can't answer any more because her throat is sore from talking."

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.