Upgrading Electronics Pillows

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I upgrade then it's obsolete and I have to upgrade again! As soon as I upgrade I have to upgrade again! Upgrade! Upgrade!! Always upgrade!!"

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"I'm spending way-y-y too much time watching my ultra-wide TV."

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"This home comes with all the latest technology. As part of the tech package, tech-support will live with you until you figure out how to use it all."

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.