Upgrading Systems Pillows

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

I can be upgraded, can you?

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"This home comes with all the latest technology. As part of the tech package, tech-support will live with you until you figure out how to use it all."

Television Models

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

'We've got the fastest Internet available, but an old computer. That means we're going nowhere fast."

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'