Upgrading Computers Pillows

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

I can be upgraded, can you?

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Television Models

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

"This home comes with all the latest technology. As part of the tech package, tech-support will live with you until you figure out how to use it all."

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.