Upgrading Computers Gifts

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"I got connected to the internet!"

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

Rudy, am I correct that you and Armstrong each just upgraded your laptops? Yeah, so? And last month, if I'm not mistaken, you and Armstrong each upgraded your phones. Again, so? Don't you see what's happened to you and Armstrong? You've synchronized your cycles. What? Your upgrade cycles! They're in sync! What in the world are you talking about? What in the world indeed?!

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

I can be upgraded, can you?

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

The AdRams Family no.24 - Playing chess on the computer

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

Television Models

"I must ask Alexa too many questions. She said she can't answer any more because her throat is sore from talking."

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.