System Upgrader Gifts

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

I can be upgraded, can you?

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!"

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'

'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

'Combination 3.0 dinner is also available in an upgraded version 3.1.'

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

'It's not directed at you. Most of us have to upgrade our computers a month after buying them.'

STRIP Hambone: 'We've finally paid off the �23,000 on this one...'

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

"Why didn't they do all these updates at the computer factory?"

"My husband is much like his computer. . . a constant work in progress."

'Someday, son, you will have to make the hard decisions, buy new or upgrade.'

'Someday, I hope to be a smart phone.'

'Teachers can't be bought off with apples today. Maybe if I gave her small kitchen appliances?'

'Hello, tech support? How do I know if I'm using the latest version of the internet?'

Computer nerd sits at do-it-yourself upgraded computer.

'I only got a C minus, but as soon as I get home, I'm planning on downloading an upgrade.'