Upgrading Gifts

I can be upgraded, can you?

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

STRIP Hambone: 'We've finally paid off the �23,000 on this one...'

"Why didn't they do all these updates at the computer factory?"

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

'Someday, son, you will have to make the hard decisions, buy new or upgrade.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

Television Models

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

'I can finance your conversion to digital, but you'll owe me your soul.'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

'When did this office become a museum?'

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'

"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!"

'We've got the fastest Internet available, but an old computer. That means we're going nowhere fast."

'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'

STRIP Hambone: expensive new computer model