Unwanted Visitor Repellent Enthusiast Gifts

Notice on front door: 'We've got one.'

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Scurile travels

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

The Airport.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

The London Olympic bid

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Lost

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

All Roads Lead To Rome

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

"Is there anybody there?"

The Rogets on Vacation

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

A = Duration B = Cost C = Destinations reached

"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"

Skedaddle travel.

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

'Scenic route?'

"There's no water, but there is a vibrant arts community."

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'