Unwanted Visitor Repellent Enthusiast Pillows

Notice on front door: 'We've got one.'

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Scurile travels

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

The Airport.

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Lost

The London Olympic bid

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

All Roads Lead To Rome

The Rogets on Vacation

"Is there anybody there?"

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

A = Duration B = Cost C = Destinations reached

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

Skedaddle travel.

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

'Scenic route?'

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"Please remove your shoes, realize you forgot to wear socks, accept your fate, and make peace with your god."

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"There's no water, but there is a vibrant arts community."