Visitor Enthusiast Gifts

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

The Vineyard

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Sunbathers.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

King Kongs first christmas

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Well Earned Vacation"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"How's it look back there?"

Holiday Aerobics.

Vacation Bus Photo

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'