Visitor Enthusiast Gifts

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

The Vineyard

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Sunbathers.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

King Kongs first christmas

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Well Earned Vacation"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Holiday Aerobics.

"Noooooooooooo!"

"How's it look back there?"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Vacation Bus Photo

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'