Insect Repellent Skeptic Gifts

'Laugh, but he works better than an insect repellent.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The prying mantis,

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"She's a natural!"

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"You drop yours first."

"Is really wet, here!"

"What pheromone are you using?"

Russian Snail

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

'If everybody's so crazy about the environment, how come they don't make a big fuss about endangered insects?'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Bee uniforms - Queen, Worker, Drone, Accountant