Insect Repelling Gifts

These bastard midges can really ruin our holiday!

Man using to much bug spray

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Fighting the Zika Virus

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

Young Peel worries about visiting Scotland.

'Laugh, but he works better than an insect repellent.'

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

Wasp being sprayed.

Mosquito Fumigation

Pest Control

'Assuming the cockroach I need to kill weighs 180 pounds, how much of this pesticide would I need?'

Insecticide.

Man reading the 'The Non-Violence Handbook' swats annoying fly with it.

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

'He thinks some bugs are kind of creepy looking.

Spectabilis Horridus

'Exterminators,can you kill coackroaches for me?' 'Certainly, bring them in'

Hi Frequency Sound Proof Hoodies.

'It's the only exercise he gets these days. Fly swotting'.

'I think they know the 12-hour insect repellent is about to expire.'

"Very nice work indeed. You've captured a profound sense of provenance; the excrement and its excreter in an ever-rolling circle of life."

"What's wrong with helping our planet by saving water an protecting insects?"