Insect Removal Gifts

Man using to much bug spray

Butterflies

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Flies up the ante!

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

Exploring in the countryside.

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

A bee

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Young Peel worries about visiting Scotland.

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

The Moth Menace.

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'

'Call for backup.' (butterfly collectors)

'Heeey. Look what Randy have.'

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

Bees

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

'Once again Inspector, the identification will be difficult: This bug has been badly squashed...'

"I could've sworn we only brought two fruit-flies!"

Man with gasmark spraying flies

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

I love these guys! They make us look good!