Insect Repellent Skeptic T-Shirts

'Laugh, but he works better than an insect repellent.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The prying mantis,

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"She's a natural!"

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"Is really wet, here!"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'If everybody's so crazy about the environment, how come they don't make a big fuss about endangered insects?'

"What pheromone are you using?"

"You drop yours first."

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

Russian Snail

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'