Pesticide Skeptic T-Shirts

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Bees SOS

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I dunno...ask him."

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

Calm down...this is for your own good.

"I'm putting you on a stronger placebo."

GMOs

Dog fetching slippers with a peg on his nose.

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."

"Do a double-blind test. Give the new drug to rich patients and a placebo to the poor. No sense getting their hopes up. They couldn't afford it even if it works."

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

'As I said, the medication won't cure you, but it will make you more comfortable for the duration.'

'Laugh, but he works better than an insect repellent.'

"Yes, healthcare costs too much in the U.S., but overmedicating patients is expensive."

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

"Try to find something that works like aspirin but costs much more."

"Publicly, we're still saying there are no side effects."

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

Organic Farm