Pesticide-free Advocate T-Shirts

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

"Smokey The Tree"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Bees SOS

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I dunno...ask him."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'Is it organic?'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Olympic Doping

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Organic Farm

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Office Smoking Conflict

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

Dog Passive Smoking

'The usual, Clanc--So THAT'S what you look like!'

'Help me, I can't swim!' - 'Lots of people can't swim, why should I help YOU?'