Chemical-free Advocate T-Shirts

"Might get this one. It's free of stuff I'd never even heard of."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

All Natural Nothing

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Smokey The Tree"

100% carbon neutral

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Vivienne Westwood

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Not to mention the park view."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'