Chemical-free Advocate Mugs

"Might get this one. It's free of stuff I'd never even heard of."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

All Natural Nothing

"Smokey The Tree"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Not to mention the park view."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'