Plastic-free Advocate Mugs

"We all live in a tub of margarine..."

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

"Mom, is this lunch supplying me with the recommended daily allowance of microplastics?"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

All Natural Nothing

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

100% carbon neutral

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Not to mention the park view."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Vivienne Westwood

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Water scarcity in Africa