Pesticide-free Advocate Mugs

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

"Smokey The Tree"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Bees SOS

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Is it organic?'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"I dunno...ask him."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Olympic Doping

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Organic Farm

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

Office Smoking Conflict

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

"We all live in a tub of margarine..."

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

Dog Passive Smoking

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

'The usual, Clanc--So THAT'S what you look like!'