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"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

At the market

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"Oh, that poor thing."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Superintendent

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.