Unusual Gifts Pillows

Snakes By Post LTD

"All natural snow cones for sale."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Cheeze Wiz.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

How Amazon was invented

"Gift"

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Solitaire card shark.

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

'This milk smells funny.'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

'Fetch'

"We've got to lighten up those fortune cookies!"

"You paid to have a grain of sand named after me? You're such an idiot."

Why T-Rex Did Not Go Noodling

"I didn't know what else to get you."

"Respect man!"

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

Wife takes blindfolded hubby to vasectomy clinic: 'We're almost there. Happy anniversary...'

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

Clean underwear for sale.