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Snakes By Post LTD

"All natural snow cones for sale."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

How Amazon was invented

"Gift"

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Solitaire card shark.

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

'This milk smells funny.'

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

'Fetch'

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

"We've got to lighten up those fortune cookies!"

"You paid to have a grain of sand named after me? You're such an idiot."

Why T-Rex Did Not Go Noodling

"I didn't know what else to get you."

"Respect man!"

Wife takes blindfolded hubby to vasectomy clinic: 'We're almost there. Happy anniversary...'

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

Clean underwear for sale.

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.