Unpredictable-pet-scenario-lovers Gifts

'Ball! Ball, Boy! Go get the ball!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Roget's Pet

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Separation

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Good book?'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"One more question. Would you mind if corporate implanted a chip between your shoulder blades?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

When Pugs dream.

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Too goth?"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'If we build it, they will come.'

Self-walking dog

"In my family we're forbidden from mentioning my uncle...he made his money with cat food stocks!"

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'