Unpredictable-pet-scenario-lovers Gifts

'Ball! Ball, Boy! Go get the ball!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Roget's Pet

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Separation

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Good book?'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

When Pugs dream.

"One more question. Would you mind if corporate implanted a chip between your shoulder blades?"

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"In my family we're forbidden from mentioning my uncle...he made his money with cat food stocks!"

"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"Too goth?"

Self-walking dog

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"