"This looks cool, Mum, a university offering a degree course in Greed."
University Satire Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the sharp wit and humor of the university satire enthusiast? Our collection features cheeky designs that poke fun at college life, exams, and professors. Perfect for students, alumni, or anyone who enjoys a spirited laugh about campus antics. These thoughtfully designed products bring a clever twist to everyday items, making them both amusing and memorable.
'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'
Occu-Pie Mars
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
'That's our mission statement.'
'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'
UK/US Free Trade Deal
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"
"I believe we've found the weakest link."
'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'
Do Not Resuscitate
Trump pardons
"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"
Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"
'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."
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Oligarchy
'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'
"Away with the warmonger!"
'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
National Everything Awareness Day
"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."
'You can just forget about the cake.'
"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"
Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."
'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'
'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'
"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."
University Satire Lover Gifts Collection
University Satire Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of university satire mugs—perfect for anyone who loves clever humor about college life, from students to alumni.
University Satire Lover Pillows
Browse our humorous pillows that poke fun at university antics, adding personality and fun to dorms and study areas.
University Satire Lover Prints
Discover our humorous printed art that satirizes university culture, perfect for sparking conversations and adding character to any space.
University Satire Lover T-Shirts
Check out our witty university satire t-shirts, ideal for making a humorous statement about campus life with every wear.