University President Gifts

"I'm afraid you lack the power to exile a professor to a branch campus."

They Too

Help Wanted: UC President

Elsa Alina Murano is president of Texas A&M, one of the country's 10-largest universities. She came to the USA from Cuba when she was barely 2 years old. She obviously started at an early age."

'I like the hat.'

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Reagacentennial

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"What was I thinking?!"

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

John F. Kennedy

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'What I have to do first?!'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"This guy might like fiddling with numbers, Dad – but is he any good at sums?"

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'We're counting on inflation.'

Businessman feeding the vultures