University Politics Gifts

OK Corral.

"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

The Anti-Agent

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"You're fired."

Occu-Pie Mars

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Welcome to the future"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

British savings accounts

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

In the Guru District

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"