University Politics Gifts

OK Corral.

"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

The Anti-Agent

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

British savings accounts

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Occu-Pie Mars

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

"Welcome to the future"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Nation-building never works."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

In the Guru District

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Support the Ex-Troops

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Squeezing the Free Press.