Universal Unitarian Gifts

"Unitarian. You?"

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

We have a dream....

Newton's cradle

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

'The big bang theory of creation.'

You are everywhere.

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

Workers' Rights

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'The union card does it every time.'

World Peace Flower

Stephen Hawking

Jimmy Hoffa Jr. performing 'collective blathering' when He implores the crowd to 'take these sons of bitches out'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

Church sign.

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

'Thanks to crooked bankers and their politician allies, we're collective bargaining for LOWER wages and FEWER benefits!'

Group hug.

Solidarity with the family

'Well, don't look at me!'

When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.

Martin Luther King's Dream: UNITED States

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

Democracy

Black Lives Matter: Peace, Justice, Love

"This will never work. I'm carbon-based, and you're based on an element not found on Earth."

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

'I'd say this planet is uninhabited.'

A season for Santas

"Hello I.S.S.? This is Mission Control. We regret to inform you that you're all being sent back home due to outsourcing."

String Theory Lab

Palestinian Dove of Peace

"Don't you think 'Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains' will send the wrong signal to the financial community?"